We checked in and the front desk reps were really nice. Then we drove down to our room. Cannot be up to code. To begin with there is no lock on the door, aside from a simple keyed turn doorknob.
Toilet didn’t flush, shower handle came off in my hand, hot water took so long that I didn’t believe there would be any, wear flip flops in the shower, dry off with the thinnest cardboard towels, no mattress cover, no fitted sheet - just a flat sheet draped over the bed, super old comforter smelled no mirror in the bathroom and no where to put anything down in there - not that I would want to, floorboards have gaps..
The heat: it is early March and it was actually freezing. So I went to turn up the thermostat. It wasn’t getting warmer. That is when I realized it was the baseboard heaters getting blocked by the sheer curtains hanging in front of it, so tied it in a knot to let the heat dissipate. Then saw the new split (also a very old built in wall AC unit) and turned it on. It was great. Finally warm.
Go to turn on the tv. That batteries didn’t work. So I opened the remote and the batteries were full in corroded. I managed to get them out and clean it up. I took the batteries out of the split remote and now had a working not-smart tv.
We went to check out at 9am and the office was closed. When I checked in they hadn’t given me back my license. Went to pick it up and I very calmly listed the major things wrong and the need for batteries- go an apathetic “ok”.