4/10 Médiocre
Hailey C.
7 oct. 2025
If location was everything, this place would be a 10/10. You can literally see the Vatican walls from the window and the neighborhood is full of amazing restaurants. Sadly, that’s where the magic ends.First up: the internet, which was out the entire stay. Their grand solution? “We called the provider.” And then… silence. No updates, no repair, no carrier pigeons with data packets. Just us, tethering to our phones and pretending it was 1998.Then there’s the AC in the primary bedroom, which also decided to retire before our arrival. Their response was peak comedy: “Can you send photos of it not blowing cold air?” Sure, let me just photograph the concept of warm disappointment real quick. Spoiler: no one ever showed up to fix it.Check-in was another mini adventure. You have to meet someone in person, which isn’t the end of the world, but despite me texting updates like I was tracking a rocket launch, they still showed up 15 minutes late. So there we stood, sweating on the sidewalk with our luggage — very glamorous.The apartment itself is actually gorgeous, which makes all of this even more frustrating. But here’s the deal: if you’re fine living without Wi-Fi and consider sleeping in a warm, stuffy room part of the European experience, then by all means, book it. If not, learn from our mistakes — because if something isn’t working when you check in, it’s probably still not working when you check out.
Hailey C.
Séjour de 2 nuits en septembre 2025















