**Review of VRBO Cottage Rental: Disappointing Experience**
I regret to say that our recent stay at this cottage was extremely disappointing. It’s hard to know where to begin with the issues we encountered. The previous reviews must be fake because our experience was quite the opposite of what was described.
- **Unkempt Grounds**: The grass looked like it hadn't been cut in ages.
- **Hot Tub Nightmare**: The hot tub was broken, with yellow water that smelled awful.
- **Broken Amenities**: The TV was smashed, there were no darts for the dartboard, and the pool cues were unusable. The pool table's felt looked like a worn-out tennis ball from the '80s.
- **Musty Basement**: The basement, where the pool table and dartboard were located, smelled extremely musty.
- **Inaccessible Management**: The laminated pages for cottage tips and contact numbers were outdated. Calls directed us to someone in the USA who no longer managed the property and provided us with the old owner's number. Attempts to reach the new owner were unsuccessful.
- **Poorly Stocked**: Basic kitchen and cottage supplies were minimal to nonexistent.
- **BBQ Issues**: The "state-of-the-art" BBQ was a cheap model that could be bought at Walmart for $200. It lacked a scraper, so old food was caked onto the grill.
- **Moldy Hammock**: The hammock by the fire pit was riddled with mold and unusable.
The pictures and description of this cottage are misleading. For 2700 for a day and a half this was brutal.